(Source: sexaulity, via aladone)
Squidward kept this shit real
(Source: heliolisk, via ruinedchildhood)
very very very below average
(Source: closedeyesmile, via ruinedchildhood)
i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building
I’m already the most fortunate girl in the world, so I have zero expectations for what the future will bring.
(Source: shailenewoodleydaily, via this--too--shall--pass)
#I Can’t Believe It’s Not Homo
(Source: femalemaincharacter, via party-on-fifth-avenue)
waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.
(Source: thiccthot, via whatsacanada)