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mountainmoron:

• Green Valley Lake, Ca •

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timeanddisregard:

It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

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avoxia:

i don’t think my teachers understand i have an unpopular blog to run

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starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

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unclefather:

jesuschristvevo:

would you like some cream cheese on your beagle

keep your cream cheese away from my dog

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zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

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spookytotodile:

when u catch someone lookin at you for like the 15th time and u just like damn u tryna holla or what

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"If you were in a different body, would you have the same personality?"

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green-satan:

trying to leave tumblr

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